Another epic dies which consumed my life

April 9th, 2009 by The Polski Samurai, under Fay & Snob. 1 Comment. 542 views

Fay:
Whacha doing?

Snob:
Nothing.

Fay:
What do you mean nothing?

Snob:
Huh.

Fay:
You’re down in the dumps aren’t you?

Snob:
Why do you say that?

Fay:
Battlestar Galactica is over and done with.

Snob:
So?

Fay:
It consumed your life for the past six years and now it’s over.

Snob:
Good riddance.

Fay:
You’re full of shit you know that? All the computer wallpapers, blog postings, dvd collections… all now just a memory.

Snob:
Shut up.

Fay:
Whatever shall we do now that BSG is off the air?

Snob:
That’s what I’m trying to figure out.

Fay:
Why don’t you find another show?

Snob:
There’s nothing out there even a fraction of BSG’s magnitude of greatness.

Fay:
What about American Idol, Lost, or one of the 1,000 crime solving, CSI, or law and order police shows?

Snob:
You know come to think of it, I did feel like stabbing someone today.

Fay:
Hardy Har Har.

Snob:
Who says that anymore?

Fay:
I do, because I’m from the 70s.

Snob:
The 70s… when Battlestar first aired.

Fay:
Jesus Christ man, let it go.

Snob:
Whatever Cylon.

Fay:
Oh nice comeback.

Snob:
Sorry, I don’t dish out my good material to machines.