DIAGNOSIS: GEEK, PRESCRIPTION: SOCIAL LIFE
Homecoming
BY DR. CHARMING I NOVEMBER 9, 2008
Friends and fellow sloth jockeys, it seems so long since I have reviewed for you, so long since I offered you advice. Rest assured, those times are now behind us, and I do apologize for a laziness only matched by the very animal this site endorses. For months my life seemed an endless spiral of confusion—a tornado of opportunities—doors opening and closing before I even had time to take a step. Now, simplicity, like the great sloth itself, my choice is made, my stance clear, homecoming has arrived.
All dramatics aside, and truth be told, I was recently inspired to return by the excited prattle of the Homecoming Dance. No, not by me but by co-workers. I couldn't do much except for laugh and remember all the prep work that went into that one night. It was like planning a bank heist; every detail had to be considered; time was of the upmost importance, and each player had to show up for it to go off without a hitch. The only night with more planning applied to it would be Prom, and that's like robbing Fort Knox, the score of a life time. So what's the point to all this nonsense you ask? Well, my leave of absence occurred on account having to focus on other life issues such as obtaining a new job or staying in school to get an A.A.S on top of the B.A. and, of course, some good old fashioned laziness. I made my choice, and now with thoughts of Homecoming filling my head, I decided to return home myself. So I come back to you fully expecting to share with you my plethora of useless knowledge and pointers that, believe it or not, do actually come in handy from time to time.
What to Expect in the Near Future
- Reviews of music by The Black Keys (a new favorite band)
- Pointers on how to take out the "trash" with help from Officer Mike
- Picking yourself up and dusting off a break-up
- A lot of other cool and exciting nonsense
It's good to be home again guys and girls; I'll be in to see you soon.
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