An Urgent Warning
BY JOHN J. DUNPHY I JULY 16, 2009

    A handful of hysterical humans have been claiming for years that incognito aliens now walk the earth.   
 I recently learned that this indeed is the case.
 
    These aliens look exactly like human beings of both genders, and they now impersonate all 
races.  They speak various earth languages fluently and behave like humans.   Their internal physiology, 
however, differs dramatically from that of humans — and this is precisely why they pose such a 
terrible danger to us.
 
    Therefore, I issue this warning to all of my kind.  It will be immediately evident if you mistake one of 
these aliens for a human.  If you make contact with an alien, I urge you to depart immediately.  Above all, 
do not partake!   Again, I repeat — do not partake!
 
 
                                                                                alien's neck —
                                                                                green slime oozing
                                                                                from the vampire's bite

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