hillbilly invasion
BY DAVID C. KOPASKA-MERKEL I JANUARY 7, 2009

I'm sorry, Darlene,
the alien nano I picked up on Io
has messed me up sumthin fierce:
built a data warehouse in my head
so I'm recording this;
you're ovulating and
I made sure the pills won't work no more.
And the baby?
You don't wanna know.

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