flapdoodle
BY CHRISTOPHER MULROONEY I DECEMBER 20, 2008

the pungent rats at our midriffs sniped
it is a grand glorious noise

as the song says
hear ye by all these presents
Santa Claus

the miracle of the bells is booked for the afternoon of the twelfth
and so forth
the cigar box banjos
and fiddle fifers
in any minor key

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